WOW! Noah disappears next week? Being the dumbest character currently on daytime TV, I'm not surprised. Did someone steal the Street Pilot Navigator out of his truck? Doesn't he have a Shell map of Jokedale? Didn't he drop breadcrumbs when he left Granny Lu's house to find his way back? Just where the hell is Daddy Dearest? Why can't brain-dead Lt. Dumbass Dick Margo find him? If she would quit worrying about hottie, delicious son Casey, maybe she could lock this loony up!

Oh and now Ms. Luke fears the worst? She should consider herself lucky. Maybe Daddy Dearest rubs cardboard Noah out since it didn't harm Ms. Luke in the "throw a fairy down the hill" last fall. Now Ms. Luke can move on and find someone totally hot at Jokedale University!