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Scientists discover source of mass generation of kittens

From Reuters:

DUSSELDORF, GERMANY: Scientists today announced that they have tracked down the source of the sudden and spontaneous generation of billions and billions of kittens around the world in the past few months.

A combined team of scientists and animal experts from the United Nations, NATO and PETA have determined that the source of the kitten explosion is the result of the passionate romance between Oliver Sabel and Christian Mann, who share a flat in Düsseldorf, Germany.

Today, alone, as a result of Mr. Sabel and Mr. Mann embracing, kissing and smiling outside their flat, while Mr. Mann's brother Gregor looked on, approximately 937,183,275,384 kittens spontaneously appeared throughout the world.

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Oliver Sabel and Christian Mann of Düsseldorf, Germany.

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Several of the kittens that spontaneously appeared today in the home of James and Janet Blocker in New Port Richey, Florida.

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Joseph (2996 points) (600 posts)

on Fri, 2008-06-20 15:21.

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Forbidden Love (Verbotene Liebe)

Hysterical

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Brock Savage (862 points) (187 posts)

on Fri, 2008-06-20 15:56.

Those poor Blockners.

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Tres Bizarre

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Karen (292 points) (75 posts)

on Fri, 2008-06-20 16:48.

Tres Bizarre

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oh dear.

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Brian Juergens, Associate Editor (1215 points) (5337 posts)

on Fri, 2008-06-20 16:48.

This is all my fault, isn't it...I hope they at least have them spayed or neutered! (The cats, that is. Not Christian and Olli.)

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Yes -- please ...

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dgchgo (1376 points) (265 posts)

on Fri, 2008-06-20 20:20.

... just the cats. Leave Christian and Olli to their own devices.

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I'll take them. The guys and the kittens

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Guillermo Serri... (2470 points) (660 posts)

on Fri, 2008-06-20 19:57.

I'll do my Bob Barker duty, but only when it comes to the spaying/neutering the kittens. The sexual harassment part will be left for H.L. on ATWT. I feel so left out not having seen Christian and Olli in action. They look so darn cute... Great post Joseph!!!

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adorable

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tihkon2 (35 points) (9 posts)

on Sat, 2008-06-21 02:23.

This was adorable. Thanks for putting a smile on my face and for providing me with an actual Laugh out loud moment. :-)

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AE, you guys have to show

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BSGnut (537 points) (107 posts)

on Sat, 2008-06-21 09:35.

AE, you guys have to show this to Jo and Thore. I'll bet this will crack them up.

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Hysterical!!!

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Psionycx (4312 points) (865 posts)

on Sat, 2008-06-21 12:49.

Between the shark sightings (and jumping) brought on by ATWT and the mass kitten litters generated by VL we have a serious wild life disaster shaping up!

VERY funny post!

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