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The Advocate.com is reporting that OLTL's Kyle and Oliver will have sex before the end of 2009! The airdate is unknown and the juicy details have not been revealed yet, but I had to tell you guys because I know all of you are going to be uber-happy about the news. Here's the link to the story, and don't forget to not talk about spoilers in the liveblogs, and put "SPOILER" or "OLTL SPOILER" somewhere in your title post to this forum because we don't want people complaining about clicking someone's comment and getting spoiled when they didn't want to be:

http://advocate.com/News/Daily_News/2009/11/11/One_Life_to_Lives_KISH_to_Hit_the_Sheets/

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Liz's picture

**SPOILER** **SPOILER** **SPOILER**

ah, pretty cool. wonder how the show will do it.

usually with men and women, they just have one of them on top of the other and making out passionately with the man shirtless and the woman wrapped in a sheet. (like women are wrapped in freaking sheets when they have sex. laughable!)

so, i assume they will do the same with oliver and Kyle...except both shirtless.

afterelton might just crash that day. that will amuse me greatly. mwahahaha

OH YEAH! wonder if they will jump on the bed or anything before they do it? ya never know. they may be soooo excited about the chance to do each other have sex, they might just freaking jump for joy!

 

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Kitty's picture

*OLTL Spoiler* Oh you know AE is going to crash and burn!

I nearly spilled my Coke all over my keyborad trying to quickly type up this forum in the first place! I was just so happy and excited that its almost like Christmas came early for me. And I too wonder just how they are going to do it.

Its also interesting to point out that due to yesterday's OLTL episode they'll have little old ladies constantly thinking about gay sex for the next several weeks. I'll be waiting with baited breath and be clutching my pearls until it happens!!!

I need to throw a candy dish at someone!!

Kitty

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and they're like it's better than yours. ~Kelis

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Liz's picture

omg kitty *SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER*

omg Kitty, you're freaking insane....in a cute and amusing way...

i wonder how you are drunk. haha :-P

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Kitty's picture

OLTL Spoiler....It's funny you mention that

Everyone tells me that I'm a "goofy drunk". Apparently I start telling crazy jokes, knock over things, and make out with people I don't know. I don't get angry or douchey, just silly! I've been told I'm ridiculously fun when I'm drunk which has only happened about 5 or 6 times in my life.....maybe I should do it more often.

Kitty

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and they're like it's better than yours. ~Kelis

Liz's picture

*OLTL SPOILER* Kitty, i've been told...

I've been told i am a horny drunk. i think we could be quite the interesting drunk team. go team drunk! :-P

anyways, enough about being drunk and horny and making out... 

fill in the blank. let's have a game!

kyle and oliver will ______ in ____ days.

first blank = your own crazy way of saying "they'll have sex"

second blank = your guesstimate of the number of days til they do it.

have fun!

 

Kitty's picture

*OLTL Spoiler* Oh this should be fun!!!!

Okay boys, everyone start thowing in their 2 cents!

kyle and oliver will _find out how fun it is to play with seamen (fish, get it? nevermind)____ in __43__ days

I think it will be in 43 days exactly just to slap ATWT in the face for not even showing kissing for the Christmas episode two years ago.

Kitty

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and they're like it's better than yours. ~Kelis

Liz's picture

*OLTL SPOILERRRRR* yay for games!

btw, i think they both know the fun of seamen.... in both meanings, i mean. heh :-P

ANYWAY, my turn! 

Kyle and Oliver will go to BJ's and then Oliver will show Kyle the proper way of handling a gun in 40 days!

god that was lame, but oh well.

 

 

 

j U d E's picture

OLTL SPOILER - fun

Kyle and Oliver will be 'playing cards' in 15 days. [I'm thinking/hoping it will happen for the Thanksgiving episode..] 
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Kitty's picture

OLTL Spoiler....Speaking of innuendo

kyle and oliver will _be dreaming of a White Christmas_____ in _43___ days

OMG! I need to go take a shower! I feel dirty all of a sudden!

Kitty

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and they're like it's better than yours. ~Kelis

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Liz's picture

huh? *OLTL SPOILER*

white christmas? i am kind of scared to ask what you mean by that. LMAO

 

Kitty's picture

OLTL Spoiler- You're scared b/c you know exactly what I mean

*Note: See seamen reference b/c I thought putting "a wet gooey sticky White Christmas" was just tacky :)~..........OMG....I really hope my comment doesn't get deleted!

By the way what did you mean by "BJ's?" What is that a reference to?

Kitty

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and they're like it's better than yours. ~Kelis

Liz's picture

had a feeling... *SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER*

yes, i had a feeling. you're nuts. ;-)

BJ's is a store here in Virginia...it's been years since i've been there, but i think it was a hardware store...or something. anyways, the initials. BJ. i remember me and friends always giggling like crazy and making stupid jokes about the store....you know, as teenagers do. ;-)

Miss KeKe's picture

spoiler games

I for one think it's ABOUT DANG TIME they've waited FOREVA but I love how they let us know it was a REAL adult sexual loving bells and whistles relationship before Kyle went rabbit

 ok game time

kyle and oliver will play house play doctor in 28 days. Just in time for ish to go wrong for X-mas !

(Um kay so obvious choice)

first blank = your own crazy way of saying "they'll have sex"

second blank = your guesstimate of the number of days til they do it.

have fun!

abaylor22's picture

oliver will straddle kyle

it's a new day

Our shy oliver will straddle kyle in only their boxers with no shirts on bed, they kiss, oliver will straighten his legs and lay on top on kyle, kyle will flip oliver over onto his back and the camera will fade away from the couple. cayla will enter and hear banging and moaning and tip toe back out of the apartment. here's hopes that oliver wears those tight briefs that he wore with stacy when he impregnanted her. YUMMMM!

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j U d E's picture

Spoiler!

Umm, Abaylor22, shouldn't you have put 'spoiler' in your subject?
Kitty's picture

OLTL Spoiler..... It's not Abaylor22's fault

I didn't put the warning up until after I saw that comment, and LMAO, now Abaylor22 can't change their original title b/c you responded to the Abaylor22's comment!

Kitty

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and they're like it's better than yours. ~Kelis

j U d E's picture

OLTL Spoiler .. oooh..

I'M SORRY! And I can't delete my post either... SORRY!
Kitty's picture

OLTL Spoiler.....It doesn't matter now so don't beat yourself up

Its out of the sidebar of the AE comments.

Kitty

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and they're like it's better than yours. ~Kelis

j U d E's picture

OLTL Spoiler ... goody!

Otherewise we could have asked the mods to delete my post or change abaylor's subject line.

Natalie's picture

are you serious?

where did you find this info? anyway i'm hope it's truth,what a teaser!

 

Joe's picture

OLTL SPOILER SPOILER

Well, we knew that it was going to happen, obviously, and I'm happy that it's not going to be drug out forever and ever. They're looking at sometime in the next 6 weeks, so I would guess that it will happen sometime during the last week of the year, since they said "by the end of the year". Which in Llanview time will be about 10 days from now!  :-)

I wonder if this is a good idea, to broadcast it to the press. On the one hand, it will generate a lot of buzz, which could drive the ratings up (but really, are people going to stay home just to watch? I just might!). On the other hand, it could give the haters plenty of time to gear up for a huge backlash. Will ABC be able to withstand that pressure? Or will the haters just ignore it altogether, realizing that making a fuss just brings more attention?

And by making a point of teh gay sex, are they trying to make them into a widely known supercouple? Because they could just have them do the deed at any time, with no fanfare, and that would make perfect sense; this appears to be their attempt to make it into an event.

Honestly, I think they will go through with it. Ratings are down, they could use the publicity, and there are those rumors about OLTL being cancelled next year. It certainly doesn't hurt that Scott and Brett are gorgeous, and make a beautiful couple.

Now the only question is, just how explicit are they going to get? I vote for equality with any of the hetero couples! That may just be a pipe dream, but hey, if they're going to go for it, grab for the brass ring and make tongues wag all over America.

God, this news made me ecstactically happy. I was kinda down today, and this just perked me right back up.

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Liz's picture

yay for innuendo! *spoiler*

I was kinda down today, and this just perked me right back up.

^ down...then right back up? wow. interesting to know. :-P

i know, you didn't mean that to have a double meaning, but that's how my mind is 24/7. i usually have to be careful though seeing as AE is a 'family friendly site'

;-)

Joe's picture

Spoiler

You have a dirty, dirty mind! I think I like you!  lol

I'm just floating on a cloud right now. This is the best news I could have received today....well, other than being told I had won the lottery. Since that isn't going to happen, I will just smile like a fool anticipating the Kish love scene.  

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jef's picture

Spoiler for the spoiler

Oh, so we're posting what we hope will be the actual script for the scene? -- a spoiler for the spoiler, so to speak. Ok. Here's my script:

[Oli leads Kyle, by the hand, to the bedroom.]

Oli: Make yourself comfortable while I change into something more provocative.

[Oli swoops in for a passionate kiss, and then slips away to change out of his police uniform. Yes, it will be more provocative. Cut to a closeup of a glass being pressed up against the wall. The camera pans out and Roxie has her ear pressed to the other side of the glass, intently listening to what is happening on the other side of the wall. Layla steps into the scene and is startled to see Roxie.]

L: Roxie! What are you doing here?

R: Me? What am I doing here? [Roxie pauses as if to think up an excuse.] Kyle told me the last time he and Oli were alone kissing, he heard strange noises in the background, and it wasn't just the stagehands breathing heavily. I thought it could be kissing mites in the walls. What with all the heavy petting going on here between Fish and Kyle, and you and Chris, I think you could have a serious infestation. So I'm checking the walls for kissing mites.

 L: Oh, that sounds serious. I better help. [Layla fetches another glass, and both women are now listening in].

[The camera cuts back inside the bedroom, and the door opens. Oli enters wearing only a pair of leather chaps, and holding a lasso.]

K: Where did you get that??

Oli: I was patroling the back alley where Natalie had her bachlorette party, and I found this discarded costume there. I thought maybe it would come in handy some day. And today is it.

K: I've got a surprise for you too, lover.

[Kyle rips open his shirt to display a stethoscope hanging down upon his shimmering chest, between his firm nipples, and slips a rectal thermometer from his pants pocket. The two men fall into a powerful embrace, and sink to the bed kissing with unbridled gusto.]

[The camera cuts back to Roxie and Layla. Hey, this is daytime tv. We have to be realistic even if we have perverted fantasies. There is a knock at the door.]

L: Who could that be? [Layla looks at Roxie with disappointment.] Roxie, did you call a kissing mite exterminator?
R: No way. This job was originally supposed to be between me, and those two... kissing mites.

[Layla answers the door, and Brody is standing there with a torn shirt and disheveled hair. He seems very agitated, and is panting.]

B: Layla, are Olivier Fish and Kyle Lewis here?
L: What is it, Brody?
B: No time to explain! I have to see them immediately!

[The camera cuts back to the bedroom. Kyle and Oli are kissing with abandon. Suddenly, the bedroom door swings open, and Brody peers at the half-naked men. Kyle and Oli both glance up at him.]

Oli: Brody?  What are you doing here?
B: I was surfing the web and I stumbled across a web page about Brett Claywell at http://home.roadrunner.com/~jgglatt/brett/brett.htm [shameless plug].
K: That guy is gorgeous.
[Brody nods.]
B: The pictures got me all hot and bothered. Can I join in?
Oli: Sure. I was just about to use these.
[Oli tosses Brody a pair of handcuffs. Brody catches them, and gazes into the camera.]
B: Thank you, stunt department at Dollhouse.

[The scene fades. Stay tuned for scenes from next week's show, after these messages from our proud sponsor, Trojan Condoms.]

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Kitty's picture

OLTL Spoiler-OMG!!!

Suddenly, I have a strange desire for a cigarette.

Kitty

Hey, you're just too funky for me. I gotta get inside of you, and I'll show you heaven if you let me. ~George Michael

Natalie's picture

Gay sex on American daytime TV! "SPOILER"

I just wonder how far they gonna go?it's confirmed, they definitely will have a lovemaking/sex scene,what is really wonderful! but if they will show us how they are kissing with passion on bed shirtless and we will hear their moaning and etc., it will be the last proof that OLTL take their words to treat gay couples like others,they have a good chance to be the FIRST who will show decent and real lovemaking gay scene on daytime TV and then it could become a perfect example for others soaps who still treat their gay fans like a dirt!

 

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isoron's picture

Spoiler Hate to Burst your Bubble

But if you have been watching OLTL the straight "sex" scenes ain't as hot as you are anticipating the KISH scenes. I hpe we get more than the two of them coming out of the shower. But I suspect we won't be hearing any moans. I think the two hottest one's I saw was Todd and Blair in the cabana and Rex and Stacy on the floor. I will be happy if we just saw some shirtless post-coital cuddling in bed.
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Markie27's picture

i agree **spoiler***

i know it's fun to dream... i just hope the fans are not expecting too much from KISH.... we would definitely not see anything remotely close to All That Matters and Verbotene Liebe (even though VL is already kinda tame by european standards)...

i am just hoping they would passionately kiss, both without shirts on, in a bed under the sheets with scott's hairy chest and brett's sixpack showing.  anything beyond that would be a gift but i am not expecting it to be more (porno)graphic than that.  even if it lasts only 5 seconds i would still be happy.

 if one of them still has a shirt on then i would be greatly disappointed.  but then again... one life to live has already broken so many grounds so i really can't complain.

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Bountiful's picture

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This is great news! I don't expect anything too detailed, but I would like for them to spend some time on it, if possible. It's about the build. They can be fully clothed, but there should be time spent on the dialogue and the lead up should be romantic. For me, it's not so much about showing the sex itself, as it is about showing that the sex is significant. That's what I need, for it to be a payoff.

As for the physical aspect, I'm fine with just showing kissing. Anything more would make feel embarassed, as if I'm violating the character's privacy. I'm only this way about daytime soaps, for some reason, and only with those characters I really love and feel connected to. Whether gay or straight, I feel awkward about seeing too much physical intimacy.

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Paswede's picture

Alternate opinion

If this were a porn film, I would want to see every freakin' detail..

But since this is story telling, and boy can these guys act and have chemestry between their characters, and maybe I am too simple, but I just want to see a normal loving couple who really care about each other. Sure show them in bed so there is no question that some fun was had, but the imagination can create the best events.

But, in the event a porn version does turn up... please page, email, call, Blackberry, Instant Mesage or send smoke signals to me please!

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Joe's picture

**SPOILER** OLTL

I don't expect Skinemax levels of detail. I'm more interested in seeing actual passion when they finally make love. And I'm expecting more than 10 seconds of foreplay before the fade-out.

Other than that, I don't really care if it's hot and horny, or gentle and tender. I just want it to be balanced with what we have seen from the hetero couples on the show.

If I were placing bets, I would guess that they will go with the gentle and tender approach, with a slow build-up of passion. Hot and heavy, crazed foreplay with clothes tearing and frenzy wouldn't seem right for them, as they've already know each other sexually. A thoughtful re-exploration seems more in keeping with their characters.

Heh, if they want to satisfy both camps, they could have one of them fantasize about hot and heavy, and then show the reality a few minutes later of gentle and tender. Kill two birds with one stone, get two gay sex scenes, and completely blow the minds of everyone watching....... I know, never gonna happen. No way will they show gay sex two ways in one show. But wouldn't that be amazing?

I need a smoke.

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maskbear55's picture

*OLTL Spoiler* Tastefully done

The whole KISH storyline has been handled very tastefully from the beginning, so I would like to think that the "making love" scene will be handled that way too.   Very special showing how much Kyle and Oliver love each other.   I don't think this couple will ever be as trashy as most straight soap couples can be.    I just think this is so new to broadcast daytime TV that it is being handled with kid gloves right now.   As others have said OLTL is not Queer as Folk,  we should not expect to see the kind of sexual relationship between KISH that we saw between Brian/Justin and Ben/Michael on QAF.  This is not cable.  Though there was a lot of love shown on QAF too.  And actually the first gay wedding on TV was on QAF between Michael and Ben, I think.

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