Best lines and words

OMG! Every show has a MILLION golden one-liners and brilliant vocabulary. Why not jot them down here so we can keep a record of it? These writers are brilliant!! But don't read them until you've seen the episode! Wouldn't want to give anything away. It's much better to hear and see it for the first time, yourself.

I'll start the ball rolling:

From last night's epidode (#20?) titled: "Petra-Gate"

1. "FAUX-MO": A straight person that pretends to be gay

ex: actor Mykel Shannon Jenkins plays gay to get his foot in the door as a fashion designer.

2. "Little Orphan Trannie": Wilhelmina's name for Alexis. No explanation needed, right?