Pic Post: Weekend Potpourri

We realize that our readers lead busy lives and can't always find time to jet around the world for the latest concert or fashion extravaganza, so we're here to be your virtual guide to the weekend highlights. This edition features men saying odd things, the Reading Music Festival, a U.S. Open preview and the Daytime Emmy Awards in Los Angeles. And please, let's spare a thought for Van Hansis. There was a tie in his Supporting Actor category ... and he lost both.

Guy #1: Who says caterers can't make love to the camera? 
Guy #2: I'd rather you make love to me...

NEW YORK - AUGUST 27: A general view of atmosphere during the 10th annual BNP Paribas Taste of Tennis at W New York on August 27, 2009 in New York, New York.

Guy #1: Do these orange tights make me look fat?
Guy #2: No, but the black and white stripes do.

EDINBURGH, SCOTLAND - AUGUST 28Dancers perform extracts from come, been and gone by Michael Clark Company showing at the Playhouse form the 28- 31 during the Edinburgh International Festival on August 28, 2009 in Scotland.

Jamie Soward and Nathan Fiend of the Dragons celebrate a try by Soward during the round 25 NRL match between the South Sydney Rabbitohs and the St George Illawarra Dragons at ANZ Stadium on August 29, 2009