Handcuffed and in Bed with John Barrowman

The inevitable showdown between Angie (Drea De Mateo) and her evil ex was put on the back burner for a few weeks so the show could tie up that vicious lady strangler storyline. And great news! Marc Cherry was totally exonerated!

We kid.

Anyway, there does seem to be a lot of bad mojo going down on Wisteria Lane this year, and John Barrowman's villainous character Patrick Logan is going to be adding to it in a major way in the season's last two episodes. Below are advance photos from the May 9th episode ("The Battle of Booth") and the May 16th finale ("I Guess this is Goodbye").

Because we're feeling a bit punchy, we added a few captions here and there. Feel free to suggest your own in the comments.

"Why yes, thank you, I do have an exceptionally nice ass."

"Safe words" are for wusses