Happy Hunkoween: Nine Beefcake Costumes For All Hallow's Eve

Over the last couple of years, we've given you two posts of our favorite Horror Hotties, and if Hollywood has taught us anything, it's that useless and unnecessary sequels are a must!

For part three, we're trying to keep it fresh, sort of like when film franchises bring on hotshot young "visionary" directors to completely f**k with canon and piss of all the core fans.

So with that in mind, this year's Hunkoween™ will veer wildly off course and bring you something different: Beefcake Halloween Costumes!

If you haven't decided what to dress up as, or if you just want a little inspiration for your own private "jack o' lantern" session, keep these suggestions in mind.

Peg-Legged Pirate

Pros: Expect comments about pirate booty, pants can be worn with your "hot guy from Foot Locker" costume, ShamWow head scarf absorbs sweat.

Cons: May attract peg-leg fetishists, eye patch not included.

Cost: $39.99

Borat Mankini

Pros: Unforgiving costume holds no secrets.

Cons: Unforgiving costume holds no secrets. Wearing may result in instant internet stardom, followed by humiliation at family reunions and office parties.

Cost: $16.99, and your dignity.

Genie

Pros: None

Cons: Will garner sad glances, assures you will not be laid on Halloween, crotch rubs from drunk idiots.

Cost: $44.99