Hot Farmers! Bad Cats! Cthulhu ! Check Out Our 2012 Calendar Gift Guide!

Well, it's that time of year again. The holidays are arriving, and in the hustle and bustle, it may be difficult to find exactly the right gift for that hard-to-shop-for friend or family member.

That's where we come in! If you need an easy gift idea, we present our annual Calendar Gift Guide. Take a look ... one of these is bound to tickle the fancy of that special someone.

Dieux Du Stade

Dieux Du Stade is the most famous Sportscake™ Calendar in the world, and this year it's celebrating its Tenth Anniversary. The theme this year is, "survivors of a lost world, trying to get onboard a ship" (seriously, that's the actual theme), and they've upped the ante by placing bombs in random rugby balls. The bombs will explode if the players remove them from their naughty area, which makes their boat escape all the more thrilling!

"Why is my crotch ticking?"

The Gay Little Baby Calendar

The Gay Little Baby Calendar follows the adventures of The Gay Little Baby from birth to his battles with homophobic daycare teacher Mrs. Cross.

Fortunately, his straight daycare pals rally around him ... and his disco ball.