Review: Is David DeCoteau's "1313" The Greatest Film Series Since "Lord Of The Rings?"

Sam Page, Cory Monteith, Josh Henderson, Drew Fuller

Filmmaker David DeCoteau has become famous for two things - creating his own genre of film (boxer briefs horror), and for casting hot young actors who may or may not go on to bigger things, but more than likely would rather have all evidence of their involvement (see above) wiped from their resumes.

Under a myriad of alternate names (my favorite being Richard Chasen), David has brought us such memorable trash as The Brotherhood Series, Leeches!, Wolves Of Wall Street, and well, too many to list. If you go further down his filmography, you'll find a soft core classic (Leather Jacket Love Story), and some more ... directly sexual films.

But for whatever reason, David has turned his attention to carving out his own niche, and is now expanding on it with an ambitious new series of films titled 1313. They combine those DeCoteau trademarks: sub-Dante's Cove production values coupled with inexplicable and lengthy footage of guys performing mundane tasks in boxer briefs.

Are these films worthy of your time? Let's take an in-depth look and critique each one.

Unfortunately ... I haven't actually seen any of these, so ... let's review the trailers!

Boy Crazies

It's Vampires! Vampires ... without fangs. Seriously, baring your fang-less teeth is only menacing if you want to gross people out with your heavy plaque build-up.

Cougar Cult

The Golden Ghouls welcome some innocent young guys into their den, resulting in special-effects not seen seen since the original Playstation.