Beefcake Breaks Out Everywhere!

A'dejah! DAMN MARIO LOPEZ, DAVID BECKHAM, AND MATTHEW MCCONAUHEY ARE DAMN GORGEOUS.I LOVE THEIR WORK AND I AM ESPECIALLY A HUGE MARIO FAN.

I have yet to understand just what the appeal is for Matthew McConaughey? He can't act worth a crap and most of the films he is in have been box office duds. Whatever film he is in, he is STILL Matthew McConauhey. Same voice, same dead pan delivery of his lines, and same facial expressions. His body ain't all that either. There are far better actors hotter than he ever hopes to be. He certainly couldn't or shouldn't be called gorgeous!

He obviously is a little short on brain cells since he spends most of his time in a trailer on the beach and acts like the proverbial beach bum.   

I don't think Matt is all that but I certainly wouldn't throw him out of bed! I do think that Jim Palmer in the late 70s and early 80s was much hotter in those Jockey briefs than Beckham (at least in my opinion). As for today's stars, call me old school but Tom Selleck and Harrison Ford in their heyday were much hotter than many of the guys today.

Beefcake is all around - and don't think we (or I at least) don't appreciate it!

I remember, oh, back in the 80's and then some of the 90's where there were all these really sexualized pictures of women everywhere, but very little of the guys.  Or they'd be all dressed up while the girls were in bikinis.   I remember, even before I realized I was gay, that it just didn't seem very fair.  I am VERY happy to see this change. 

Beefcake is great!  Dish me up another serving please!

I think that beefcake and want the best quality images that the greatest bodies/photographers can conjure up, but way too much has already been written about straight/alleged-straight guys being cool with being appreciated for their flesh whether by women or gay men. I know it's summer, but how about trying to find a uniquely gay angle or find a B/C/D lister hottie who may be more candid about the issue than the P.R. ready answers that pervade any time this subject is addressed.

Too bad that Mario Lopez was unavailable as he would be a natural given the recreation of these iconic poses. I have the People issue in front of me and I give him an A for effort, but to me he does not due justice to the originals. As Simon from AI or Nigel from SYTYCD might say - Mario's not in character in any of the pictures, so it seems like Mario in drag. The most proficient recreation is the Burt Reynolds pose, but Mario's face continues to express this perma clean-cut persona that takes away from the exercise.

More beefcake! Hint/Request: Hairy chests make me quite happy. I am just sayin' Words not needed for me unless there is something new to add as they get in the way of my drooling.

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Now there's an image I'd like to see.

And between Matthew mcConnaughy and Josh Luces...is where I'd like to be right now. :)

.... has a few men with hair, hair, beautiful hair in the story that follows Mario's recreations. It was a great idea, but it's really too bad that did not quite do it for me in any respect. There are 6 recreations and a few of them not only don't approximate that strength of the originals, but I would have been hard to even guess what inspired them.

But now the sexy hairy sexy guys that People included in their "Hot Bachelors 2008 - Sexy and Single." I love the title as it gets to the point. Here are my favorites from the beefcake factory:

Gerard Butler, Adam Levine, a SHAVEN David (is he going by "Dave" now?) Annable, Brody Jenner (such a male Paris Hilton, but if he never spoke we could arrange something...). I have to stop now as I had not seen the full issue and I am officially gnarled out as the list includes "future shaggy sweeties" like Pax Jolie, Ryder Robinson, and even the child of Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrene and Celine Dion. That'st just wrong ;-)

I was feeling a little perverted about my crush on the actor who plays the oldest son on Weeds (who may already be in his 20s), but this combination of current bachelors (some who are barely teenagers) with kids may be taking the beef cake too far. Even the kids from Gossip Girl are vealcake are best. Although I smell a cover-up as they are the only bachelors without age disclosures. Oversight, conspirary, or maybe one of them is 40.

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And not enough buns >_<!!!

more excited if some of these guys were openly gay or bisexual. A bunch of rich good-looking straight guys trying to entice money from gay men is hard to get excited about.

Maybe it does show that gays are becoming more accepted, I don't know, but to be honest marketers discovered long ago that gay men and their money is soon parted. The only thing that has changed recently is the comfort level of famous North American "beefcakes" in trying to sell stuff to gay men.  European guys have been doing it shamelessly (and successfully) for years.

Cheers

JBE 

I first saw Robert Buckley on Fashion House (Yea, I watched it...) and thought he was gorgeous on that.  Now, as Kim Raver's boy-toy on Lipstick Jungle, I'm loving him even more.  I'm so happy that his career didn't die with that telenovela.  Let's hope Nico continues to have an affair so we can see more of him next season on the show!!

Or does Mario have no pubes?  Ew.

This hair phobia amongst the beefcake is getting WAY out of control.  First, chest hair disappeared.  Then, the treasure trails vanished.  And now no pubes?  I'm sorry, but that's not very appetizing beefcake.  I prefer a little garnish with my dish.  Presentation is very important!

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