Celebrities We Can Do Without in 2011

It's not you ... it's us. We may have enjoyed your antics at one time (but probably not), but we've matured and you ... haven't. So it's with a heavy heart that we ask you to take a breather for a while, or even forever.

Our sister site AfterEllen. com listed the female celebrities who should take a break, so it's only fair we turn our attention to the guys we'd love to see less of in the new year. Much less.

And remember, you don't have to go home ... but you can't stay here.

Mel Gibson

In a classic moment on Sex & The City, Carrie and company mused that when it comes to masturbatory fantasies, George Clooney was the touchstone. "He's like a Chanel suit. He never goes out of style."

Mel Gibson is the Chanel suit of batsh*t crazy.

We gays have known for years that Mel was an asshat, but last year the rest of the world finally caught up as he revealed his true sociopathic colors. What's terrible is that people such as Whoopi Goldberg and Jodie Foster continue to defend him. Do they really believe he has lovely things to say about them behind their backs?

The Perfect Vacation: A stint volunteering at the Ali Forney Center, NAACP, and Simon Wiesenthal Center, followed by a year-long sabbatical in the outback of his native Australia. Covered in steak sauce. Next to a dingo den.

Charlie Sheen

Okay, it's just not funny anymore. No, I'm not talking about Two And A Half Men (it was never funny), I'm talking about the long tiresome drunken antics of Charlie Sheen

What's worse is that he keeps getting rewarded with more lucrative contracts and smug in-jokes in the scripts for his sitcom. As long as he keeps delivering the one-liners, they'll keep enabling him.

The Perfect Vacation: Reading the Fatty Arbuckle story, oh, and quit with the hookers.

Justin Bieber

Yes, it's not fair to pick on a kid. But when the kid in question makes us scream "his mother was a jackal!" every time we seem him, well, it's either him or us.

It's true that fame is fleeting, but sometimes it's just not damn fleeting enough.

The Perfect Vacation: Staying out of sight until his other testicle drops.

Rupert Everett

Oh Rupert. We absolutely adored you in Another Country, My Best Friend's Wedding, An ideal Husband, and especially Dunston Checks In, but something has happened to you in the last few years.

You've become bitter. And not bitter in a constructive or even entertaining way. No, not the better bitter.

How bad has the bitter become? When Ramin Setoodeh uses you to prove a point, you know your bitter has become unbearable.

The Perfect Vacation: Play with a puppy. Ride a merry-go-round. Hop-scotch?