Celebrity Twitterwatch: All Shook Up! Plus Rachel's Dads on "Glee" and the Wit and Wisdom of Eddie McClintock

With a body like that, I believe it.

We're back! It's been almost a year since I stopped writing Twitterwatch, but the time has come to go back and see what the beautiful people are saying in 140 characters without a publicist peeking over their shoulders. This week, we have a variety of tweets from our favorite celebrities, but the east coast earthquake certainly dominated the conversation.

Wilson Cruz doesn't make it to my television screen nearly as much as I'd like, but you can frequently find him running around New York City - well, later in the day you can. When the earthquake made the ground move he was still in bed, so it didn't even register.

I've never really figured out who 90210 Assistant is, but they've reliably provided images of Trevor Donovan on set of the teen drama, so I consider them a friend to the cause. And as a Californian, they know something of the sadness and devastation that can come from an earthquake.

But the top prize for an earthquake-related tweet has to come from Danny Zuker, co-executive producer of Modern Family, who responded to Chris Brown's over-the-top tweet about the minor earth shaker. I know it's dark humor, but isn't that often the best kind?

Next page: Poor wardrobe decisions.