Perry Wants Some Crackers

Desperate to shore up his support among Southern Christian conservatives in advance of the make or break South Carolina pimary, Rick Perry affixes non-biodegradable Chick-fil-A cup to head. Free sweet tea refills!
(Not to be outdone, Rick Santorum promises to pin unborn fetus to chin.)
Something tells us Rick Perry may be exiting the Presidential race soon. He is down to around 6% in the most recent polls and that was before Christian Conservative leaders met this weekend and agreed to back Santorum.
Since he's likely to be headed back to Texas after a South Carolina shellacking, we thought we'd share a few other memorable images from the Perry campaign trail. Good times.
"Okay, is that a trombone in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"
"Trust me, I know what it means to be a lapdog. Can I count on your vote?"
Corn dog meets corn dog
We're sure gonna miss ya, Rick!
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