Celebrity Twitterwatch: Trevor Donovan's Secret Identity! Plus Jonathan Knight, Babysitter and Kirstie Alley, Buttkicker!

He does look like he'd attract the boys.

Welcome to Celebrity Twitterwatch, in which we scour the internet for all the tweets that are fit to print as stars tell on themselves while they navigate fame with varying degrees of sanity.

At the top of the page is a very handsome man you may or may not have heard of. That's Ivan Massow, an out businessman in London. He's had a colorful career, but didn't come to my attention until Joan Collins mentioned attending his birthday party. I guess parties held by wealthy gay men are the same anywhere in the world.

Speaking of being out and proud, between Carson Kressley and Chaz Bono, we've almost failed to mention out pro Louis Van Amstel on this year's Dancing With the Stars. I'm not sure who is harassing Amstel, but if I were them, I'm back off and go into hiding, because Kirstie Alley is not someone I'd care to cross.

We all know that Ben Cohen is a great ally for the gay community, and I understand from my friends in Dallas he's going to Pride there, because they won't stop teasing me about how close they'll get to be to him. But did you also know he provides dating services and encouragement to out athletes?

Next page: Let them eat cake.