Celebrity Twitterwatch: Justin Mikita Needs a Massage, "Newsies" Goes Nekkid, and Dave Salmoni Makes Us Shout "YeeHaw!"

Andrew Keenan-Bolger and costar Jeremy Jordan

Welcome back to Celebrity Twitterwatch, where we take a look at the goofy, the funny, the profound words that the pretty folks can squeeze into 140 characters or less.

Newsies has closed at the Papermill Theater without me getting a chance to go admire the abs on those poor, underappreciated paperboys in person. But it seems that I may have missed more than just abs at the very end, based on this tweet from the abtacular Andrew Keenan-Bolger, who played Crutchy.

Let's be honest, he looks good in anything.

I'm of the opinion that if more of us took time to mozy, as opposed to dashing from one thing to the next, the world might be a better place. Of course, I could just be trying to see more of hot guys like Dave Salmoni in cowboy hats. And chaps. Chaps would be a nice touch.

Whenever I'm feeling naughty, I cue up a little Cazwell on my iPod and jam out in the car. And while I'd like to think his life is all clubs and going down to 14th Street to buy some socks, I suppose at times even Cazwell has to do mundane tasks like pick up the dry cleaning. And yet he still finds ways to make picking up his clothes sound cheerful.

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