Celebrity Twitterwatch: Ricky Martin's Happy Ending, Trevor Donovan's Benefits, and Stephen Amell's Halloween Advice

I've seen the way he swivels his hips, so I'll assume he's an expert.

Welcome back to Twitterwatch, where we distill all the best celebrity pronouncements into a bite size digest. This week, as we approach Halloween, thoughts seem to be turning to the naughty in Hollywood, which makes me wonder if Santa gives everyone a pass on holidays he's not a part of, or if these folks are angling for a lump of coal.

Since I've now got you wondering just what naughty thoughts celebrities are up to, we'll start mild, but with all sorts of possibilities. I woke up this morning to Ricky Martin posting this musing about life and sex, and doing it in two languages. The posting that is. Sex is a language all its own.

I'm probably never going to be able to take anything either Savage brother does terribly seriously. One of them could go into adult films, and I'd still think of them as those cute kids from television. And tweets like this from Ben Savage just reinforce that feeling.

Michael Ian Black always manages to take something innocent (well, until your neighbor calls the cops) like TP'ing a house on Halloween and making it something dirty. But like a pre-meltdown Charlie Sheen, you just laugh and move on.

I really haven't been able to figure out if OMGQuotables was repeating furry hunk Trent Locke, or giving him advice. Because both things are really applicable to an adult film star.

Just consider him a bonus for Furry Friday.

Next page: No wonder kids are messed up.