Celebrity Twitterwatch: Dave Salmoni's Walk Of Shame, Alec Mapa's Husband Keeps It Real, and John Amaechi's Fairy Tale Beginning

I see absolutely nothing shameful here.

Hey folks, it's time for another look into the Cliff Notes version of the E! True Hollywood Story with Celebrity Twitterwatch. This week includes everything from Halloween holdovers to the joys of matrimony, so let's get started.

Halloween may be over, but we're still hearing stories. I'd like to think that this tweet from hunky animal expert Dave Salmoni is from experience. It is hard to maintain your dignity walking home from your hookup's house at 6 AM in a leopard print thong, but if anyone could manage it, Dave could.

But no doubt many of the people that Chris Colfer is talking about at the WeHo Hollywood experience managed the walk of shame. Except since it's in Los Angeles, most of them just had to make it to and from the car.

Speaking of a sexy Halloween, I'm guessing that Modern Family's Danny Zuker had some seriously old and potentially slutty trick-or-treaters come to his door. Me, when I saw the older kids I just worried about getting egged, so I handed over the candy without questions.

I've always felt an affinity for Wil Wheaton and his unabashed nerdiness. But his wife and I are total soul mates. I've been eating Halloween candy nonstop since I had a disappointing number of trick-or-treaters come to the door. I have a huge bowl of chocolate sitting in the recliner next to me, where a boyfriend would go if I had one.

Next page: The joys of marriage.