Celebrity Twitterwatch: Netflix Etiquette With Allan Hyde, Home Decorating With Ellen Barkin, and Eddie McClintock's Sacrifice

Time to get ready for outfits like this.

Welcome back to Celebrity Twitterwatch, where we tell you what happens with the .0001% that gets to show up on your television and movie screens. While they may also be part of the 1% we keep hearing about, they're generally aware of that and have manners about it.

We'll kick this off with an anatomy lesson, or in the case of hunk of beefcake Eddie McClintock, the off season start of his diet. While the rest of us are still eating leftover Halloween candy and thinking about Thanksgiving and holiday dinners and pie - so much pie - Eddie is beginning to think about us, the viewer, and getting in top shape for filming the new season of Warehouse 13, which will inevitably cause him to end up in outfits like the one above. We appreciate your sacrifice, Eddie.

Hopping across the Atlantic to the MTV EMAs, one moment I was blissfully unaware of was brought to us by the ageless Jared Leto, who overheard this bit from Lady Gaga to David Hasselhoff. I'm guessing that satellite antenna dress she wore amplified the comment.

Speaking of traveling, it appears that New Kids on the Block's Jonathan Knight is always on the road and never seems to get to eat. That cute boyfriend of his really should take better care of him, if only so that I don't have to see things like this flash across my iPad screen.

And since we've started this week off with a page full of uncomfortable anatomy comments, I'm just going to leave this bit from Adam Pally here and back away slowly. But I do wonder what would happen if he switched to Irish Spring instead.

Next page: Questionable entertainment choices.