Celebrity Twitterwatch: Jason Segel's Muppet Tears, Paul Wesley's Street Cred, and Fart Jokes From Everyone!

This is Seamus. Who could accuse that face of something stinky?

Welcome back to Celebrity Twitterwatch, and I promise I don't have anything from Ashton Kutcher about his divorce from Demi Moore, but mostly I don't know the lawyers' Twitter names. Maybe next week, until then, we have a lot of fart jokes.

Sometimes, organizing this column into themes on a page is a stretch, and sometimes it organizes itself. For whatever reason this week, celebrities were all about fart jokes. Alec Mapa decided to blame his surroundings for a smell he produced when he took his son to the petting zoo. Well, I assume he was there for his son. Maybe he just wanted to pet a goat. Sometimes you just get that feeling.

I'm going to assume that The Setup Squad's Jonathan D. Lovitz meant to say a "Pillsbury Doughboy fart" in this tweet and ran out of characters. Which brings up all sorts of things. I have a Pillsbury Doughboy shirt, and everytime I wear it, people poke my belly (but I try to refrain from farting). I'm not even sure what a cinnamon tree is, but I did get a cinnamon broom, and had to throw it out because it overwhelmed my entire house.

 If by now you're tiring of all the fart jokes, well, I've got bad news, because we're not done. Men seem to find farts inherently funny, and it seems Being Human's werewolf Sammy Huntington even uses them as signs of intelligence in his son.

Men find farts even funnier when they can be directed at someone, particularly a woman. For some reason (generalization warning!) women don't seem to find fartss as funny as men find farts. But as Wil Wheaton states, the important thing is that farts are funny.

Next page: Bad reputation.