Celebrity Twitterwatch: Victor Webster's Aggressive High Five, David Blue's Words To Live By, and In Bed With Jason Segel

He hasn't changed much from his modeling days.

And...we're back! Sorry about the holiday break from Twitterwatch, but the big sales right after Thanksgiving take a lot out of me. Looks like Black Friday took something out of a lot of celebrities too. Some of this week's featured players seem angry enough at their fellow man to pull out the pepper spray.

Victor Webster has been in some of my favorite campy shows like Mutant X and Melrose Place, and he always managed to bring that incredible body he's had since his modeling days. Perhaps he should take up boxing as a fitness activity. It might let him work out his frustrations. Of course, we've all been there.

Trevor Donovan is generally the cuddly one around here, appearing with little Tito and looking every bit the blond California stud he is. Who knew he had an angry side? I wonder what his neighbor did? Block his sun while he was tanning?

LZ Granderson is generally an insightful commentator on life and complex situations for ESPN, but based on recent news reports, I think he might be grossly underestimating the number of people, particularly jealous husbands, who may harbor a grudge against Herman Cain.

Nothing quite inspires rage in me like trying to untangle something. How does it happen? You remember putting things neatly away last year, sealing the box, and suddenly, it's easier to go buy new than it is to untangle what gremlins obviously spent 11 months working on. Wil Wheaton knows my pain.

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