Celebrity Twitterwatch: Chris Colfer's Sarcastic Fish, Dave Salmoni's Holiday Toast, and Eric Balfour Embraces the Haters

And his boyfriend bakes for a living!

Welcome to Celebrity Twitterwatch, where we let you see what's on the mind of you favorite celebrities other than the lines that someone else has written for them. The holidays seem to be on everyone's mind this week, which means that people who make their living at least partially on their looks are concerned about food.

I've never understood how The Setup Squad's Jonathan D. Lovitz does it anyhow - his boyfriend bakes cookies professionally. I'd be as big as a house, and I mean my house, not those tiny apartments people in New York City live in. But maybe it's those close quarters in New York City that keep everyone sick, so they can be thin?

Well I have the flu. I hurt.Everywhere. Silver lining; I'll be so skinny when it's over

— Jonathan D. Lovitz (@jdlovitz) December 22, 2011

Meanwhile, Broadway's Michael Arden is home in Texas for the holiday, and he's probably wishing he had the flu, because the air in the south has calories in it. You can gain weight just by breathing. I know, I've done it.

Home again in Texas. I just gained a pound as I tweeted that.

— Michael Arden (@michaelarden) December 22, 2011

As long as we're talking about involuntary functions like breathing, Sammy Huntington seems to tweet about them a lot, but mostly how they relate to his baby's diapers. He shouldn't be so rough on it though, because it seems like daddy just can't stop himself.

I'm addicted to peeing.

— Sam Huntington (@SammyHuntington) December 20, 2011

Next page: Being a celebrity sucks.