Celebrity Twitterwatch: Matt Doyle's Naughty Christmas Ornaments, Nick Adams Hangs Big Balls Deep, and Pink Is Angry

And Nick Adams is in the front inexplicably.

Welcome to Celebrity Twitterwatch, where we get a peek into the fabulous and how they live their lives, 140 characters at a time. This week brings us a wide selection, but it all starts at Christmas, as we find out what the holiday traditions are when Santa has to check Us Weekly to find out if they've been naughty or nice.

Before the holiday can begin, you have to decorate, and even if you know fabulous designers, you may still opt for the HGTV method. Thankfully, like just about all DIY explanations, even Christmas decorations can sound naughty, especially as Broadway's Nick Adams takes them out of context.

"the bigger balls I like to hang lower and deeper..." #hgtvchristmas

— Nick Adams (@TheNickAdams) December 24, 2011

I've read the statistics about wrapping paper, and what a ridiculous waste it is and how much trash it makes. That doesn't mean I don't have three dozen rolls downstairs. But when we shredded it as a child, we just threw the paper at dad, who kept a trash bag behind him. What kind of cruel parents did Cheyenne Jackson have?

Xmas morning, Parents used 2 make us stop midway thru present opening, & CLEAN UP all the wrapping paper before we could continue.#torture

— Cheyenne Jackson (@cheyennejackson) December 24, 2011

Probably similar ones to Chris Colfer, who don't care that he's now a star of television, movies, plus an author and screenwriter. He's still just their kid.

Merry Christmas everyone! I hope you're being teased, called-out, and harassed by family as much as me...as it should be! Xoxoxo

— Chris Colfer (@chriscolfer) December 25, 2011

Call me crazy, but I have no desire to capture Santa and keep his magical sack. I've seen too many Christmas movies where he either turns your heart to mush, or the elves come and rescue him, to put myself in that position. Or worse, have to become Santa after I take him out. The pants would never fit me. Misha Collins thinks the bounty of toys is worth the price.

Here's my X-mas eve tip from the Collins family: milk & cookies set in a bear trap by the hearth. if u catch Santa, u keep all the toys.

— Misha Collins (@mishacollins) December 25, 2011

I've seen what happens with a neverending Christmas on The Fairly Oddparents, and know that it's not a good thing. But it would be cool if Santa brought me a Falcor like Neil Grayston wants. I wonder if he'd pull the sleigh for a while and give the reindeer a break?

Man, it's not even Christmas yet and it already feels like the Nevernding Christmas. Totes be worth it if I get that real Falkor I asked for.

— Neil Grayston (@neilgrayston) December 25, 2011

Next page: That's just sad.