Marry, Hump, or Dump! Scarlett Johansson's Sloppy Seconds

From left to right: Josh Hartnett, Jared Leto, Ryan Reynolds

Scarlett Johansson recently split from her latest beau Sean Penn. Let us acknowledge her hardship in the most respectful way possible... by objectifying her other exes. Which of them would you...

Jared Leto

Depending on when you were born, you might know Jared from the band 30 Second to Mars, or you might know him as Jordan Catalano. He's also played various roles in such feelgood movies as American Psycho, Fight Club, and Requiem for a Dream.

Josh Hartnett

Josh has mostly appeared in action-ish films such as 30 Days of Night and Pearl Harbor, and played a lovable drug dealer in The Faculty. He'll soon be appearing in the odd-looking samurai Western Bunraku.

Ryan Reynolds

We'll shortly see him in green spandex as the Green Lantern, but Ryan's diverse career has ranged from superhero action flicks like X-Men Origins: Wolverine, to comedies like Waiting, to meditative and gay-friendly sci-fi flicks like The Nines.

Now that you've voted, please share your reasoning in the comments!

Last week's poll...

Marry Chris Redfield from Resident Evil

Hump Kratos from God of War

Dump Snake from Metal Gear Solid

You'll find previous contests here.