Marry, Hump, or Dump! Video Game Hunks

From Left to right: Metal Gear Solid's Snake, God of War's Kratos, Resident Evil's Chris Redfield

This week's players are video game all-stars. Which of them would you...

Solid Snake

Perhaps the sexiest guy to ever rock a mullet, Snake is a master of stealth and star of the Metal Gear Solid series. He's gone through a few changes, and by game four he's a bit of a “daddy,” but few characters have managed to make grizzled look this good.

Kratos

This Greek warrior from the God of War series is rarely seen wearing a shirt, but we're not complaining. We're sure that underneath that gray skin and those sweet tats, Kratos is a big ol' softie. But maybe don't tick the guy off, or he'll probably murder you in an incredibly extravagant way.

Chris Redfield

Chris has starred in several of the Resident Evil games, and has buffed up quite a bit for the fifth installment. Killing zombies must be a good workout. He was also played by Prison Break's Wentworth Miller in the most recent movie.

Now that you've voted, please share your reasoning in the comments!

Last week's poll...

Marry James McAvoy

Hump Nicholas Hoult

Dump Alex Gonzalez

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