Marry, Hump, or Dump! GOP Front Runners

From left to right: Mitt Romney, Ron Paul and Rick Perry

This week's players all star in The Vampire Diaries. No, wait, that was last week. Instead, these guys are all Republican presidential candidates. Now sometimes the fun of this game is choosing between the lesser of evils, so which of them would you...

A disclaimer: agreeing to “marry” or “hump” any of these guys should not be construed as an endorsement of their politics. Just think of it as a moral dilemma, if that helps.

Mitt Romney

This sixth-generation Mormon, former Massachusetts governor, and Bain Capital co-founder also ran for President in 2008. One nice thing that you can say about him is that he looks sort of like a very handsome action figure.

Rick Perry

He’s been called “George W. Bush on steroids” by people who (we imagine) don’t like him very much. In addition to being governor of Texas, Perry is an Eagle Scout and a former Texas A&M “yell leader,” which is sort of like a cheerleader but with… more yelling?

Ron Paul

As a libertarian, Paul’s political positions (particularly his GLBT-related positions) are… complicated, to say the least. He’s run for President several time before, and currently he’s a Congressman for the 14th congressional district of Texas.

Now that you've voted, please share your reasoning in the comments!

Last week's poll...

Marry Steven R. McQueen

Hump Ian Somerhalder

Dump Paul Wesley

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