Marry, Hump, or Dump! "Nasty Hobbitses!"

From left to right: Frodo Baggins, Merry Brandywine and Sam Gamgee

This week's diminutive players all had major roles in the Lord of the Rings trilogy. Which of them would you...

Note: for purposes of this week's game you're rating the character – not the actor.

Frodo Baggins

This little guy really knows how to accessorize, but might be a little possessive of his jewelry. Can be pensive and moody at times. Also, has a tendency to attract the wrong sort of crowd.

Meriadoc "Merry" Brandywine

A brave bugger, he's bigger than most hobbits. Thanks to drinking Ent beer in Fangorn forest, he stands at four and a half feet tall. But you know what they say: it's not the size of the hobbit – it's what you do with it. Ask gal pal Eowyn, she managed to slay the Nazgul king with Merry.

Samwise "Sam" Gamgee

Okay, so he's a little plump. He's also as loyal as can be, knows how to cook, and will follow you around like a puppy dog.

Note: there's only room for three in this game, so Pippin Took is sitting this one out. You can meet up with him later at the Prancing Pony Inn.

Now that you've voted, please share your reasoning in the comments!

Last week's poll...

Marry Elijah Wood 

Hump Charlie Hunnam

Dump Elijah Wood

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