Marry, Bury, or Do! The Men of “The Social Network”

This feature is a regular gay Sophie's Choice. Crowdsourced! If forced to decide between these three guys, who would you ...

First to enter the MBD thunderdome are three stars from The Social Network, the movie about the launch of Facebook that turned out to be inexplicably good and do really well at the box office.

Now which of these guys would you want to "poke," "unfriend," or change your relationship status for?

Jessie Eisenberg

Adorkable New York native with a tendency to be typecast as neurotic nerds, be they werewolves, zombie hunters, or billionaire social media moguls. Word has it he'll also be playing Alan Ginsberg in the upcoming Kill Your Darlings.

Armie Hammer

Just one character couldn't contain this six-foot-five tall drink of water, so there's two of him in The Social Network where he plays the Winklevoss twins who claim ownership of the idea for Facebook. He'll also be playing the lover of J. Edgar Hoover in his upcoming biopic, where he'll get to make out with Leonardo DiCaprio.

Justin Timberlake

An actor and businessman who was once a member of some really underground band that you've probably never heard of. When he's not playing the somewhat sleazy co-founder of Napster, he's producing solo albums and making appearances on SNL where he packages certain objects in certain boxes.

Now that you've voted, please share your reasoning in the comments!