AfterElton's Perfect Gay Prom Date Personality Quiz!

Prom is less than a week away, and for reasons entirely beyond your control – *cough* frickin’ small-minded idiots *cough* – you desperately need a date.

But how to get one?

Sure, you could stumble madly through the hallways of your high school asking guys at random, desperate for any glimpse of a rainbow or pink triangle or someone humming “Teenage Dream.”

Or you could just take our latest poll!

Your way? You probably end up with a scruffy lout who’ll bore you with opinions so lame they’ve even been rejected by LiveJournal, stiff you with the bill for dinner, and head back into the closet before you even hit the dance floor.

Our way? You end up with the man of your dreams.

Don’t believe us? Take our poll and see!

^*A note to our bisexual and female readers: AfterElton’s “romantic match” technology is uncannily accurate – but it’s not yet accurate enough to account for bisexuality and/or heterosexuality. In short, you’ll all be going to the dance with a guy who’s gay.