Also shares theory that Rick Santorum was raised by two bitchy gay guys, thrills at being re-banned by The Today Show and tells us all about her new talk show!
I'm a little late to International Women's Day, but whatever: Let's talk about our favorite foreign ladies! Also, Britney Spears may joinX Factor! Because she should give more advice.
On this date in history, The Metropolitan Museum of Art opens, Tara Lipinski uses gold medals to cope with her adolescence, and a grunge king is born in a flannel stable. Join us for our new feature, a bitchy glimpse into the past!