Plus we meet ParaNorman, see David Burtka in A Very Harold and Kumar Christmas, and Ryan Seacrest mocks a gay guy.
Plus Betty White's muscle-filled music video, Clay Aiken vs. Debbie Gibson, and Glenn Close vs. Aaron Johnson's abs in Albert Nobbs.
Plus when Freddie Mercury met Darth Vader, Glee's Max Adler gets his cute on, and Bill Donohue finds Lady Gaga "increasingly irrelevant."
Plus Taco Bell answers "Where's the beef?," Kele Okereke gets erotic, and Katy Perry gets her Honey on Neil Patrick Harris.
Plus Dear Prudence tackles the closet, Eddie McClintock goes to the dentist, and Spartacus: Gods of the Arena is a ratings smash.