As Britney Spears nears (Finalizes? Announces?) a deal to judge X Factor with Demi Lovato, let's name all the people who really deserve a spot alongside Simon.
I flaunt my wardrobe options for next week's NewNowNext Awards (where I'm werqing the red carpet!) and discuss Carson Daly's "homophobia," Rick Santorum's newest gaffe, and Lady Gaga's birthday. Yay to gay, hooray for fey.