Plus Unique returns to Glee with "Starships," Burning Love spoofs The Bachelor, and Ke$ha's ode to lovely drag queens
Plus Jack White scores The Lone Ranger, Timo Descamps meets Jedward, and Foster the People die playing "Houdini"
Have the Pie movies and their gay humor matured in 13 years? And more importantly, what do Tara Reid and Natasha Lyonne look like now?!
Plus Dark Shadows is campy fun, Mario Cantone on Kirk Cameron, and ABC Family is making Home Alone 5
Plus Chris Colfer is a swinger, a new crop of hate groups, and Sir Elton prepares more Gnomeo & Juliet
Plus hitting the Turkish baths with Charlie Sheen, Justin Hartley is a hot doc, and Rush Limbaugh lowers the bar for lame apologies
Plus Newt Gingrich wins South Carolina, Rube Goldberg machines go mainstream with Unchained Reactions, and Kylie's dancers do DNA.