To get ready for next month's feast of flesh to help support Broadway Cares/Equity Fights AIDS, here's a NSFW-ish take on some classic stories. But these tails aren't for kiddies.
Some head scratching winners make you wonder what "People" they're talking about, but the stars turned out in force. A shaved-headed R. Patz, NPH plays awards show highjacker, Miley Cyrus' uber-hot date and more.