I flaunt my wardrobe options for next week's NewNowNext Awards (where I'm werqing the red carpet!) and discuss Carson Daly's "homophobia," Rick Santorum's newest gaffe, and Lady Gaga's birthday. Yay to gay, hooray for fey.
In craven attempt to lock up the Southern Christianist vote, Rick Perry staples Chick-fil-A sweet tea cup to head.
Plus Matthew Mitcham is headed my way, Don Lemon livetweeted The Daily Show, and Avenue Q takes on Rep. Michele Bachmann.
Plus Johnny Be Good picks up Kelly Ripa, Russell Tovey pranks Twitter, and do Kevin and Scotty have a new storyline?
Plus Rick Santorum's Google problem, dissecting today's Prop 8 news, the sticky-pawed cat, and that won Best in Show?