Danny and Steve bicker their way through a pirate's murder investigation.
Someone finally asks Danny and Steve the question we've all been wondering: "How long have you two been married?"
Shirtless Alex O'Loughlin? Check. Long, meaningful gazes between Danny and Steve? Check. Welcome back, Five-0!
Plus Taco Bell answers "Where's the beef?," Kele Okereke gets erotic, and Katy Perry gets her Honey on Neil Patrick Harris.