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From the return of the Dallas Ewing clan to the dazzling talent displayed on So You Think You Can Dance to Sigourney Weaver's turn as the Secretary of State on Political Animals, we have the scoop on all the new and returning shows that will keep your summer exciting.

From Harold & Kumar to Jay & Silent Bob, these laid back slackers frequently get drawn into crazy misadventures, and usually manage to work their charms on us.

From Sex & The City and The Wire, to Queer Eye and Eureka, these shows broke the rules and became hot hits.

We know that no one's going to read this article, but we figured it was journalistically important to cover the year's hottest gay sex scenes and male nudity in TV and movies.

Screw surfing and hanging around the pool with your friends – you’d rather stay inside and watch television! Gay television.