The Top 13 take on Stevie Wonder and Whitney Houston! I wish they'd performed hybrid songs like "I Wanna Dance With Ebony and Ivory" or "The Woman in Red Whose Name is Not Susan."
In this week's edition, I explain that I can't bring Whitney back, but I can make sure your Facebook status about her isn't stupid. Also: The Grammys were tolerable! And Janet Jackson may be joining X Factor! I can barely contain my tepidness!