As Britney Spears nears (Finalizes? Announces?) a deal to judge X Factor with Demi Lovato, let's name all the people who really deserve a spot alongside Simon.
In this week's edition, I explain that I can't bring Whitney back, but I can make sure your Facebook status about her isn't stupid. Also: The Grammys were tolerable! And Janet Jackson may be joining X Factor! I can barely contain my tepidness!
Madonna, the X Factor firings, Samuel L. Jackson caps and more. Louis Virtel rounds up the stories that caught his jaundiced eye this week in our new (as yet untitled) video feature.
