April showers bring May flowers bring a (prescription)-drugged-up Angry Puppy. In between sneezes, Marc and Lee talk about the upcoming NewNowNext Awards, Matt Damon's quaint ideas regarding gaming and the last words you ever wanted to hear from John Barrowman.

Find out where to start reading about everyone's favorite bisexual, blue-collar warlock and where to see two early gay vampires in film. Also, Lee and Marc cover their usual geek shows: Battlestar Galactica, Lost, Doctor Who and Reaper.

Check it out after the break!

The World's Greatest Party Band needs no introduction.

In a continued effort to bring you all that is important in the world of gay entertainment and ensure that you are being spoon-fed images of gorgeous, commoditized manflesh, we present the newly-minted AfterElton Briefs. Following the usual assortment of carefully-selected news items, interested readers can find a refreshing pic of a hot man in underwear a compromising football-related position after the jump. Yes, we're serious.

• I'm sure this has spread like wildfire today and you've all seen it already, but just in case: Sarah Silverman is F*cking Matt Damon. (Pure. F*cking. Genius.)

• Listen to the first song from the new B-52s album, a little ditty called "Funplex". (Nothing says "fun" like Fred Schneider yelling "Candelabras and a Wonder Bra!" and "I'm at the mall on a diet pill"!)

• We'll have a review of the upcoming HBO movie Bernard and Doris and an interview with its fabulous star, Susan Sarandon, next week ... but in the meantime, Michael Musto's account of the bizarre events of the movie's premiere party should tide you over (Rush Limbaugh?!).

Ralph Fiennes plays gay butler to Susan Sarandon's Doris Duke

• Beginning this evening, sister site 365 Gay and Logo television will begin airing a special interview with Hillary Clinton taped exclusively for CBS News on Logo (online beginning at 8PM EST, broadcast beginning at 10:25PM EST and running through the weekend). Clinton's campaign reached out to Logo to arrange the interview and connect with the LGBT audience. (And in case you're keeping score, John McCain's ... didn't.)

• Broadway Backwards update: Anthony Rapp (Rent, Adventures in Babysitting) will duet with Cheyenne Jackson at the fundraiser (as previously reported, Hollywood's gay it-couple Neil Patrick Harris and David Burtka will be performing together as well). Be sure to check back next week for our coverage of the star-studded, gender-bending madness.

• Be sure to read Michael's hot-off-the-electronic-presses Best.Gay.Week.Ever. column, and have a great Superbowl weekend!

• Matt Damon makes a funny in EW about playing gay, then a cowboy, then potentially a gay cowboy (when Gus Van Sant was attached to Brokeback), jokes about not wanting to be typecast, then signs on to 17 more Bourne Identity films.



• A judge in Brazil says that football is not for the gays.
  
• Despite the fact that her brother and 95% of her friends are gay men, Anne Hathaway won't speak poorly about the Catholic Church's treatment of them, probably because her Italian boyfriend works closely with the Church. Which raises the question: just hot hot must this guy be?



• And they said we were cynics for suggesting as much: Big Brother 8's Nick is "100% straight," by own admission.
  
• Like I needed any more reasons to not like Brett Ratner.