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on November 23, 2010 | Comments (21)
Plus Spartacus beefcake, the ad that terrified FOX News, TSA procedures for transgender people, and the shocking truth about Betsy Ross and her gay BFF!
on April 6, 2010 | Comments (1)
Yeah, guidance from above might help. We've attempted not to step too closely into the growing pedophilia scandal with the Catholic Church. It's not exac
on March 23, 2010 | Comments (15)
Plus, Weird: The Al Yankovic Story, Saint Jessica Wild of Chickens, changing the look of The Hobbit, and Nintendo goes 3D. I mentioned a couple of mon
on October 27, 2009 | Comments (10)
In this helpful video clip from The Onion's Today Now, parenting expert Anna Stepehnson (author of Actually He's a Boy) explains the Halloween dilemma f
on October 6, 2009 | Comments (9)
I might have treated these warnings like baseball cards - Collect 'em All! Let me start off by saying I love The Onion, and I've loved it sinc
on January 16, 2008 | Comments (2)
The Onion News Network has broadcast an insightful (and hilarious) report on Republican Presidential hopeful Mitt Romney and his apparently conflicted
on September 24, 2007 | Comments (3)
Alice Ghostley, the Tony-winning actress who always seemed to me to be the female Paul Lynde, has died.Tom Brady shower footage? We should be so lucky as to liv