Ugly Betty fan-fave Michael Urie

I don't know what a Teen Choice entails ("Stridex or Oxy?" "Gadzooks or The Buckle?"), but the recent awards show was celebutastic. Here are some snaps of the gay and gay-fave guests, as well as the most staggeringly inappropriate teen-targeted red carpet outfit since Dora the Explorer hit the Kids Choice Awards in a thong and pasties.

The adorable, out and talented Adam Shankman (Hairspray)

Gay-fave James Marsden

Gay-adjacent Idol vet David Hernandez

And if you're ready for the worst teen-oriented red carpet outfit of the year, click on through....

We seem to be on a teen roll of late what with all the discussion of gay teens in last week's BEST.GAY.WEEK.EVER! column as well as the latest edition of our vlog Two Gay Guys, so I thought I might as well do a pic post form this weekend's "Teen Choice Awards". The upset of the night occurred when PBS beat out MTV for the "All Time Rockingest Network Ever" award. Okay, that didn't happen, but for all I know it could have since I didn't actually tune in. Frankly, anyone over the age of twenty-five who watches strikes me a little dodgy.

Neil Patrick Harris of How I Met Your Mother was up for best actor in a comedy, but, alas, he didn't win. However, Will Ferrell did win for the gay-friendly Talladega Nights. The gay-seeming villain God King from 300 wasn't even up for best villain, so I'm happy about that. All the winners can be found here! Now on to the pics!

Olympic speed skater Apolo Anton Ohno of Dancing With the Stars was up for best male reality star...

but lost to Sanjaya Malakar of American Idol. Yay, Sanjaya!

I've no idea why Ryan Reynolds (The Nine) was there, but I'm glad he was. I think he won for best facial hair.

The out Adam Shankman, director of Hairspray with his lead actress Nikki Blonsky.