Today on As the World Turns, an INS agent starts nosing around the Snyder farm and discovers through a flustered Grandma Emma that Luke & Ameera have separate bedrooms.

Later, quick-thinking Luke has to pretend Casey is his boyfriend in order to throw that snoopy INS agent off the trail of Ameera & Noah. Just how far are Luke & Casey willing to take this charade?

Find out in today's Nuke video clips after the break and/or check out the liveblog from earlier today. As always, earlier Nuke clips and livbeblogs are available on our ATWT Resource Page.

Today on As the World Turns, Luke, Noah & Ameera cut classes to attend cousin Parker's murder trial. But some details in Parker's grim testimony remind Ameera of "terrible things" and send her scurrying from the courtroom. What could have set her off? And can it be duplicated for later episodes, I wonder?

To find out what happened, watch today's video clips below. And/or check out the liveblog from earlier today. As always, you can find earlier video clips, liveblogs, and other goodies over on our ATWT Resource Page.

Today on As the World Turns, Noah and Ameera find themselves on the defensive when the INS questions them about their hastily arranged wedding. Noah is fearful the feds will find out the truth, and Ameera's on-campus flirtation with Casey isn't helping matters.

To find out what happens watch today's video clip below. And if you haven't read Brian's liveblog from earlier today check it out. As always, you can find earlier video clips, liveblogs, and other goodies over on our ATWT Reosurce Page.

Yesterday on As the World Turns, the storyline development we've all been dreading actually happens - Noah Mayer gets hitched to Ameera. Poor Luke is pressed into service as best man and even helps write the wedding vows.

This is a depressing development to be sure, but one can take solace in the fact that Noah only came up with the wedding idea on last Friday's show. With things moving at such a clip there's every chance they'll be divorced by next Monday.

To witness Noah & Ameera's wedding ceremony and Luke's hangdog reaction to it, check out yesterday's clips after the break:

If you're an immigrant, it's never a good thing when Homeland Security comes knocking at the door. And that's just what poor ol' plot contrivance Ameera faced today.

Turns out Ameera's name turned up on a terrorist list. I knew she never she should've logged on to Killthegreatsatan.com, but kids these days! Anywho, the Feds haul Ameera off and Nuke and Lily and Holden all pile into the Lovebug to go to her rescue. Even though it was all a mistake, she has to vamoose the U.S. ASAP. Unless...someone is willing to sponsor. The Snyders are willing, but the only one who can is a relative such as, oh, say, a spouse. But wherever will Ameera find a spouse on such notice? (Since she's straight, I think she head on over to eHarmony.com.)

Noah tells Luke he's going to marry Ameera to save her from going to Iraq (wait, hasn't he heard the "surge" is working brilliantly? Downtown Baghdad is practically like downtown Burbank now!) This causes Noah to chew his knuckle pensively as he ponders the Daytime Emmy Van is sure to win for this storyline. He suggests Noah is marrying Ameera to go back into the closet, but when Noah swears how much he loves Luke, all is forgiven and Luke agrees to go along with the plan.

Will Noah fall for Ameera? Will he make a Baghdad Baby with her? Will Luke and Noah ever kiss again? Are any of you still watching? Only time will tell! Here is the whole clip for amusement/frustration.

If you haven't already, check out Dennis' Liveblog from earlier today. You can find earlier liveblogs and video clips over on our ATWT Resource Page.

Today on As the World Turns, Luke is less than thrilled when Noah invites Ameera along on their date to the Oakdale U. student mixer slash sock hop. All Luke wants to do is get some private time with his boyfriend, so he's quick to foist Ameera off on the first frat boy who asks her to dance. But he's a little grabby for her taste — maybe she and Luke should switch partners.

Me, I'm thinking it hardly matters, because grabby or not, none of these people seem to have a lick of rythm. Their dancing reminds me of the shuffling zombies in Night of the Living Dead. But I digress.

Noah wants to babysit the little Baghdad wallflower, but Luke convinces him that the girl needs to learn how to take care of herself.

So who does she wind up dancing with next? Only ex-con Casey Hughes.

Luke & Noah sneak out into the alley for some heavily implied nookie - all conveniently off camera. (Still, the scene was kinda hot).

Then they are interrupted by homeland security agents! Boy, when Proctor & Gamble decides to keep these boys apart they really bring in the big guns.

Turns out the feds are looking for Ameera. Now what do they want with her? To learn more, check out today's Nuke clips after the break.

Today on As the World Turns, Noah makes a speedy hospital recovery. What, was he admitted for like 30 minutes or something? Lilly and Holden suspect Ameera is in cahoots with Captain Pervy and somehow engineered the Aberzombie™ attack on the boys. They grill the little Iraqi waif in the hallway.

Ameera protests her innocence, and Lilly apologizes for jumping to conclusions. Then it's back to the farm where Little Miss Stormcloud is the recipient of today's lesson in tolerance. She learns that Luke and Noah were attacked because they're gay. "They beat them up because they love each other?" Asks LMS incredulously. "I hate them!" Oh, out of the mouths of babes.

Little Miss Stormcloud sulks a bit and then retreats to her room. At first I'm thinking it's to plot a few hate crimes of her own, but no, she's been doing research and thinks she has a way for Ameera to stay in the U.S.

So what's the solution to Ameera's visa problem? Find out in today's Nuke clip below. And if you haven't already, check out Brian's Liveblog from earlier today. You can find earlier liveblogs and video clips over on our ATWT Resource Page.

When we left them yesterday, Luke, Noah & Ameera were stranded on the side of the road in a very scary part of the countryside.

The boys hail down a passing car, but this late model beemer is filled with redneck frat boys with ill intentions. That's right - it's attack of the Aberzombies™. Punches are thrown, tire irons are brandished, Ameera is manhandled. Will Nuke get out of this nasty situation alive?

Find out how the fight ends in today's clip below.

If you haven't already, check out Brian's Liveblog from earlier today. You can find earlier liveblogs and video clips over on our ATWT Resource Page.

Today on As the World Turns, Luke is stuck doing the farm chores by himself while Noah continues to fuss over Ameera. Yesterday's furnace backfire at the diner still has her spooked.

What better way to calm her nerves than a road trip to a federal prison to go see the murderous Captain Pervy?

As you might expect, the boys hit a few bumps along the way. Today's Nuke clip below:

If you haven't already, check out Brian's Liveblog from earlier today. You can find earlier liveblogs and video clips over on our ATWT Resource Page.

Today on As the World Turns Ameera has settled in at the Snyder farm and setting off alarm bells with Luke.

Noah decides to skip classes to show his burka-wearing guest around Oakdale. Later, they meet up with Luke at the diner where a loud explosion causes Ameera to hit the linoleum and cower in fear.

What caused the explosion? Is Nuke in danger? Today's Nuke clip answers all.

If you haven't already, check out Brian's Liveblog from earlier today. You can find earlier liveblogs and video clips over on our ATWT Resource Page.