Every hero needs a sidekick ... so if you missed any of the gay entertainment news of the week, let this handy guide be yours. (Just don't ask it to wear tights.)
Forget to feed your gay entertainment meter? No problem, we've got a rundown of the week's biggest stories right here. (And you can keep your quarter.)
We may look sweet and fluffy, but we're filled with gooey goodness ... and this listing of the week's big gay entertainment stories proves it! (Just please don't microwave us, no matter how funny it is.)
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Get it? It's a bike in a beard? Wait, what did you think I meant? Anyway, if you missed any of this week's gay entertainment news, we've compiled it for you right under all these whiskers...
