Jake Gyllenhaal's abs are nice, but I want a giant bouncy house. And who wins between Sharktopus and Mega Piranha? Happy St. Patrick's Day - Are you drunk yet?
We reminisce about Even Stevens, explore the deep connections of Matt Morris, watch Cheyenne Jackson get boob, visit the Brit Awards, and view some trippy animation.
![Jake Gyllenhaal in new "Prince of Persia" Trailer](/sites/www.afterelton.com/files/princeblog copy.jpg "Jake Gyllenhaal in new "Prince of Persia" Trailer")
![Jake Gyllenhaal's five pounds of "Prince of Persia" muscle haven't gone to his head](/sites/www.afterelton.com/files/jakepersiatease.jpg "Jake Gyllenhaal's five pounds of "Prince of Persia" muscle haven't gone to his head")
![AfterElton Briefs: Bill T. Jones makes "The Black List", Hyde Pierce is "Forever Plaid", and more!](/sites/www.afterelton.com/files/gyllenhaalpersiatease.jpg "AfterElton Briefs: Bill T. Jones makes "The Black List", Hyde Pierce is "Forever Plaid", and more!")
