Some head scratching winners make you wonder what "People" they're talking about, but the stars turned out in force. A shaved-headed R. Patz, NPH plays awards show highjacker, Miley Cyrus' uber-hot date and more.
Plus Robert Pattinson blushes for MTV, McDonalds angers conservatives and gays alike, and Gareth Thomas goes digital.
I can't think of a PG-13 caption.