No sooner do we lose half of Team Gay than we get a new, secret member in the person of cop-by-day, designer-by-night Mikey V. So Team Gay is back up to full force for the scariest challenge of them all, the 24-hour kitchen makeover.

Last season Team Gay member Sparkle Josh, facing the dreaded kitchen challenge

Keep in mind that no previous Design Star team has ever finished its kitchen challenge. However, no Design Star team has ever attempted its kitchen challenge with two Team Gay members, either. Did it make the difference?

Yes, if you mean, "Did they finish?" As to the rest, therein lies the story.

We began with this, a basic 70s kitchen/dining area with dark paneling, outdated appliances, and tired surfaces.

The kitchen, before

Tragically, Tracee won the draw and was made team leader, to the clearly expressed dismay of, well, everyone else. I may possibly have screamed at the television. She made up a nicely graphed plan of action, negotiated a great deal on new countertops, and then went shopping for what turned out to be pretty much the entire 24-hour period they had for the makeover.

Sparkle remembering kitchen challenge hell; "I'd rather makeover an outhouse," he said.

As one of last season's members of Team Gay, Sparkle Josh, commented, shopping is a very important part of design, certainly his favorite part. I sympathize with this, truly I do, but seeing her trying to decide what color pot holders to buy while Mikey V was kicking the old counters out with his feet didn't exactly endear her to me.

Mikey V nails it

Everyone has things they like, and things they know. I know a lot about Xena: Warrior Princess, shoes, dogs, politics, and alt/indie music. Country music, not so much. So when I'm told that Sara Evans is a superstar, I believe it, without actually having heard of her before.

Sara Evans, this week's design inspiration

This matters because Sara Evans is the inspiration for this week's Design Star challenge: to design the Sara Evans Suite at the Opreyland Hotel in Nashville, using her preferred design style of shabby chic.

The designers obviously keep up better than I do and were excited and impressed with the challenge. They all went off to meet with Sara Evans at her home, and to the hotel to see the suites.

The living room of the suite, before

This isn't quite my idea of the perfect blank canvas for the faded florals and overstuffed sofas of shabby chic design, but hey ... that's why it's a challenge.

The designers formed two teams, each with an identical suite. Team captains were Jennifer, who chose Matt (first pick, of course) and Stephanie, and Trish, who chose Mikey V and got stuck wtih Tracee as last pick.

Matt gave us a glimpse of what he'd be like as a host -- and the answer is, not bad at all:

Finally, Clive came in and blew his "time's up" air horn, which didn't faze Mikey V at all but sent Tracee around the bend:

Take a moment to let the fact that I'm about to say something nice about Tracee sink in. That wall behind them? She did it, and I liked it.

Find out who went home and who might be joining Team Gay, after the break!

This is where designers are made and broken: the infamous "white wall" challenge. David Bromstad set the bar high in the first season of HGTV's Design Star, designing a rug out of hamster cage bedding and using fish bowls as decorative accents. For this challenge, the designers were assigned countries that were meant to serve as their inspiration, and limited to materials they could purchase in a craft store and a set of covered cushions.

Unfortunately, instead of following in David's footsteps, one member of Team Gay met his Waterloo between those three white walls. Michael Stribling, the youngest contestant in Design Star history, created a room the judges called "generic," when he was supposed to be designing a hot Barcelona nightclub.

Michael's losing design

The problem I have with this decision isn't that I disagreed with the judges about his room. Michael alone of all the designers was allowed to choose the country he wanted to use as his inspiration, and there was not one element of this design that invoked the slightest hint of Spain. But it was a nice enough design, certainly competitive with the other designs the judges liked, and a lot better than those of designers who survived. Like, say, this monstrosity from Tracee:

Tracee's losing design

I mean, seriously. She's been in the bottom three every week, she's got a nasty personality and obviously will never win (hello, has anyone noticed that both previous Design Stars, David Bromstad and Kim Myles, were incredibly nice and well-liked by their fellow competitors?), and she submits this hideous crap. Explain to me like I'm stupid why she's here and Michael is gone?

Oh, right. Drama over design. I keep forgetting.

I don't normally consider being paid to watch television a hardship. But I really wasn't prepared for this room, this horrible, horrible room that caused my eyes to bleed. This room, one of four, each more ghastly than the last, in some crumbling and haunted Nashville mansion formerly owned by country music stars.

And then, because of Design Star's Team Gay, the unstoppable force that is Matt Locke and his Boy Wonder, Michael Stribling, that wallpapered monstrosity became this:

And that, my darlings, is why gay is good. And why Matt and Michael are good, individually and as a team.

The judges thought so too, singling them out as having created the best design (Matt's second week in a row earning that praise).

However, despite the fact that angels sang and heavenly choirs played when Matt and Michael stood on the podium having roses tossed at their feet by Vern, Cynthia, and Martha, the entire episode left a bitter taste in my mouth ... and that taste's name is Tracee.

For some reason that I can pretend not to understand but in reality understand all too well, the odious Tracee got smacked down hard by her teammate, the judges, and the other designers backstage after basically tanking her team's design, and still survived this round of competition.

To find out who went home and more, click on through the jump...

My favorite television commercial these days is the one on HGTV featuring a series of vignettes of people watching a real estate show, probably House Hunters.

One viewer wonders which house a couple will choose. Another comments on a kitchen, or the landscaping.

And in the last, a guy looks at the woman he's watching with and plaintively says, "I thought he was his brother."

The woman looks at him pityingly. "They're not brothers."

And that is why I love my big gay home decorating network.

Three years ago, HGTV introduced America to Design Star, a reality competition show for interior designers that went on to become its highest-rated show ever. The out gay winner and breakout star of that first season was David Bromstad, who has gone on to host HGTV's successful Color Splash and inspire legions of fans to fix up the family room and hit the gym and/or tattoo parlor because hello: David Bromstad has some nice arms, yo.

The second season of Design Star featured two out gay men as contestants, Josh Johnson and Scott Corridan, although they both were eliminated fairly early in the competition.

AfterElton.com just got word that Season Three will also feature two out gay male contestants, marking yet again a bold new incursion of gay men into the previously straight-dominated world of interior design.

First is 23-year-old Michael Stribling of College Station, Texas. He's the competition's youngest finalist, and HGTV tells us that he "attributes his success as a designer to his fresh and youthful approach to style."

Michael's audition video is on the Design Star website. He is both fabulous and awesome, and we know it because he says so.

The second out gay contestant is Matt Locke, 38, from Los Angeles. He's the son of an architect dad and artist mom who "provided him with a wildly creative home where he was allowed a great deal of artistic freedom. By age 6, Matt had planned his first bedroom and by age 27, he had built his first house. This Princeton grad also studied fine art and industrial design at the university level and for the past five years has operated his own custom furniture, lighting and interiors company. Matt describes his design style as warm and modern and looks to the great architecture of the world for inspiration."

You can check out Matt's audition video over here. He clearly knows his way around power tools, and don't tell anyone, but Brian has a little crush on him already. (Ed.: I'm quite sure I have no idea what she's talking about, and my testimony will reflect this.) And given that his favorite HGTV show is Divine Design and his favorite film is 9 to 5, I might have a little lesbian version of a crush on him myself.

As we told you earlier, HGTV Design Star's second season premieres this weekend and there are two gay contestants to root for.

First is Scott Corridan, an Event Planner/Interior Designer from Santa Barbara. I'm liking Scott for saying, "Never place objects on unnecessary angles," since I always get annoyed at the wasted space.

Next is Josh "Sparkle" Johnson, an Interior Designer from Hendersonville, Tennessee. Josh says his design style is, "Livable elegance and functional opulence." Would you believe us if we said that if he weren't a designer, he'd be a Solid Gold dancer, instead?

I'm not sure if I understand the design sensibility in asking contestants to stand in front of a white background and hold up a white cutout star.

Check out more pics of Scott and Josh after the break:

Wow. It's a busy weekend for queer television, with the acclaimed Degrassi and Entourage giving their characters a prominent role this week.

Friday

The Early Show (CBS) 7:00 AM EDT
John Travolta makes one of the last talk show appearances to promote Hairspray this morning. This morning will also include an exit interview with the latest Big Brother evictee.

Hairspray (TBS) 10:00 AM EDT
In case you'd rather see the original version or would like an appetizer for the musical version opening in theatres this weekend, TBS is rerunning the classic edition.

Degrassi: The Next Generation (The N) 8:00 PM EDT
Marco is the focus of this episode where he develops a bad habit while struggling with a physical separation from his boyfriend, Dylan.

Doctor Who (Sci-Fi) 9:00 PM EDT
Tonight's episode doesn't feature our favorite time-traveling omnisexual rogue, but from what I hear, it lays the foundation for one of the more surprising revelations about Captain Jack that will come later in the series.