And if Mercedes' Mariah Carey cover doesn't cut it, there's always a stirring remake Band Aid's "Do They Know It's Christmas?"
It's Mercedes power vocals vs. Santana's emotional plea, and we're all the winners.
Plus Matt Damon buys a zoo, Moby's unexpected career move, and Alan Cumming is nervous.
Normal kids hate back-to-school, but when you attend McKinley High, every class is a song and every lunch period a dance party!
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You can be gay (or gay-friendly) and still hate the kids of McKinley High. Or so says this writer.
Last night New Directions tried to liven up a funeral and the divas (Rachel, Mercedes, Santana and Kurt) competed for a solo.