Dante's Cove inhabitants are as gay as they are beautiful: Everyone is ripped and coiffed and shirtless. In fact, the official tourism slogan is "No Shirt, No Shoes, No Problem!" Dante's Cove's largest export product is cheese. Lots and lots of cheese. Its largest import product is body oil.

I wouldn't exactly describe Dante's Cove as a "quality" show, but if you can get past the low budget effects, hammy acting and absurd dialog, there's some campy good fun to be had.

There is also a veritable bounty of male eye candy, including newest cast members Reichen Lehmkuhl and Jensen Atwood. How much eye candy? Just to give you some idea, after the break we have photos for you!

• Hey -- did you know that we're recapping Dante's Cove? A little less pickle, but a lot more entertaining.

• Apparently Miss J from America's Next Top Model has said in an interview that he is straight and has a child. Boy ... my gaydar is even worse than Tyra's!

• Given their track record, I wouldn't be the least bit surprised if this was Heroes' version of introducing a transgender character...

• Fox's Bill O'Reilly proves a zebrass never changes its stripes as he accuses J.K. Rowling of indoctrination, being a provocateur, and "dropping the gay bomb". At least he's consistent.