Because writing about gay male sex scenes on television does not actually pay all my bills, I have another job, and in that job I'm a contributing editor for a nationally syndicated pet column called Pet Connection. So I get sent review copies of basically every single book written in English about pets, in the hope that I'm going to review it. And that usually has no bearing on what I do here on AfterElton.com, but the other day, it did. Because I got sent Woof!: A Gay Man's Guide to Dogs.

And I asked my editor, hey, should I review this on the blog? Because you know, it's a gay book, and we write about gay books.

And he looked pained, well, I guess he did because this was in an email so I can only imagine how he looked, and said, "Okay. If you must." So I am. But first, a question.

Ever see the movie Best in Show?