Wolverine brings the man-candy and Ghosts of Girlfriends Past tosses in a few random references to queerness as the summer movie season gets a soft launch this weekend.
If you missed the sweep of Australia in the theaters — or the adorable wackiness of Beverly Hills Chihuahua — then it's your lucky day! They're out on DVD.
Oscars plus surprises usually ends in a fiery crash and burn. Pray for a miracle, but in the meantime check out our suggestions for a truly unique telecast.